How do you know if you are a blogholic?
Moshi moshi,
Well according to Dr. Inamorata W.Doodlebot of The Japan Institute of Vein Experiment (JIVE), a study on 1,021 people between the age of 15 to 45 who maintained or having blog/s or any kind of personal web diary/ies revealed that 21% of them showed the following patterns or behaviour changes when infected by the Blogritis virus :
1. Showing signs of stress or depression when having nothing to blog about. Some would cry and some would vomit blood. Yucks! Go see a doctor will ya.
2. Blog to just about everything! About his/her neighbour dog giving birth (with pictures too!) to about growing an acne on his/her face.
3. Having more than 7 blogs.(hehehe...i'm saved, got only 6)
4. Blogging while taking a dump with the laptop and blog about taking a dump. (Luckily, no pictures were inserted)
5.Changing and editing the blog template every half and hour.
6.Reading their own blog posts 3 times daily including the archives just to see whether there are spelling errors. Duh!
7. Saying 'NO' to wife/husband/gf/bf and prefers to blogging.
8. His/her pet cat died and rot for a week for lack of sufficient food and attention.
9. Naming their newborn, "Bloggy".
10. Commenting on their own post EVERYTIME and under a different ID.
and lastly,
11. Reading this post just to check whether you are a blogholica.
Arigato Gozaimas, Sayonara!
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